Five O'clock Face

Written by Skafish in 1974 and 1975
This track is previously unreleased
This composition has never been released in any form prior.

You're never happy when you're alone
Just love to be with your husband Tom
He shelters and gently smothers you
Relaxing in a cheerful country home

You both work together preserving your love
Beginning to mellow with age
All you ask of each other is lasting security
Praying to that man above

Strong Mr. Cleaver is your sweet dream
At five o'clock you watch his face
Yes it's a model house and rooms without ceilings

When your husband dies
Your married friends scatter like flies
You'll watch late night movies all alone
To sleep with that talking TV on
In a big warm bed without your Tom
Tom where are you?
Tom, Tom, where are you?

Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals
Larry Mazalan: Guitar
Karen Winner: Guitar, Adapted Slide Guitar
David Prochazka: Organ, Electric Piano
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

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Joan Fan Club

Written by Skafish in 1976
This track is previously unreleased
This is the second version of this composition to be released,
with the first included on the May 7, 1980 debut Skafish album.

Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club

Joan is the girl that I dream of
Joan is the girl we're gonna beat her up
Joan is the girl she looks so sweet
Joan is the girl she's gonna eat my meat
And yeah we like her that's why we call
That's why we call her up 'cause it's a
Fan club - Fan club
For you Joan!
Fan club - Fan club

Joan is the girl she waddles in class
I'm gonna stick some thumb tacks in her ass
Joan is the girl I'm gonna pull her hair
I'm gonna spray some face in her face
And yeah we love her that's why we knock
That's why we knock her up 'cause it's a
Fan club - Fan club
Joan!
Fan club - Fan club

You're a pig
You're so fat
You're grotesque
Yeah that's why we make fun of you

Fan club - Fan club
Let's start a fan club!
Fan club - Fan club

Joan is the girl on Friday night
She's gonna cry alone and shiver in fright
We're gonna throw some eggs at her
We're gonna make her cry - feel so bad
And yeah we dig her that's why we call
That's why we call her up it is a
Fan club - Fan club
For you Joan!
Fan club - Fan club

You're a pig
You're so fat
You're grotesque
Yeah that's why we make fun of you

Joan is the girl for me gang bang!
Joan is the girl for us we'll rape her on the telephone Joan!

Hey Joan how ya' doin'?
Hey this is your fan club callin' babe
Hey we want you Joan
We wanna caress your Brillo Pad hair
We wanna suck your tits Joan
Hey we wanna touch your nice fat stomach Joan
Hey we wanna touch your pizza face baby
Hey it's us guys we want you Joan
Hey that's why we call you on the telephone
Hey we think you're pretty fine
Hey that's why we call you
'Cause it's a fan club
It's your fan club Joan
We love you!

Personnel:
Skafish: Lead Vocals, Electric Piano
Larry Mazalan: Guitar, Backing Vocals
Karen Winner: Guitar, Adapted Slide Guitar
David Prochazka: Organ, Electric Piano
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

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Sun Stroke

Written by Skafish in 1976
This track is previously unreleased
This composition has never been released in any form prior.

In my garden I have such a pretty garden
Where I come from
From the land of hoes and rakes
I will clean
I will clean and make it nice

Look, the sun!
Makes me squint and see the light
I must die
No one wants me
No one loves me

Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals, Rake, Hoe, Bushel Basket
Larry Mazalan: Guitar
Karen Winner: Adapted Slide Guitar
David Prochazka: Organ
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

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